There is a smoothie shop right around the corner from my office. I go there almost every day and they all know me by name now. There is an adorable freckle-faced girl that works there that I flirt with. I have been trying to figure out how old she is because if she’s over 18, I want to get in on that.
So yesterday, I went in and ordered my Matcha Matcha Mango concoction and was just about to flat out ask her age, when a new ring on her finger caught my eye. It was a very large, very bling engagement ring. It was the sort of ring that could cover the down payment on a nice house. After I recovered from the initial blow to my ego, I congratulated her. It turns out she is 20 and engaged to the owner who also owns several other stores.
I took my smoothie to go and tried making myself feel better by saying the owner is obviously a perv preying on young women. Sure, I was trying to hook up with her too, but damn.
I went home and used this $10 lifetime discount to ATK Petites and then found a girl that looked like my Smoothie Shop fantasy. I jerked off to her video while fantasizing about fucking her in front of her fiance.